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in these bodies we will live,
in these bodies we will die
where you invest your love,
you invest your life
awake my soul
you were meant to meet your maker

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/91247661402/i-thought-it-would-be-nice-to-agree-to-a-little

clientsfromhell:

I thought it would be nice to agree to a little pro-bono website for a local chapter of a national organization. I finish it up before I send over a link. I get a panicked call at 5am the next morning:

Client: I don’t know what you did. There’s a big problem with the site. It’s all broken! I…

clientsfromhell:

Me: I think it’s not a good idea to design such a complicated registration form for a mobile website. Wouldn’t a username and password be enough? The more obstacles or steps you give your users, the fewer that will sign up.

Client: See, that’s exactly what the PDF link is for. Users can download instructions that detail how to fill in the form.

gameraboy:

Advertisement for the Wurlitzer store on Main Street USA from 1967. Via Vintage Disneyland Tickets.

gameraboy:

Advertisement for the Wurlitzer store on Main Street USA from 1967. Via Vintage Disneyland Tickets.

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aspiremetro:

Design Nostalgia Alert. Walt Disney had the Academy Award-winning set designer Emil Kuri build him a secret apartment in the Victorian style above the firehouse on Main Street, USA in Disneyland in Anaheim, CA. From there, Disney built his first theme park. The decor reflected his fondness for the color Cranberry.
gameraboy:

Walt Disney gave his wife Lillian a petrified tree for their wedding anniversary in 1957. She donated it to Disneyland, where it is on display in Frontierland.

gameraboy:

Walt Disney gave his wife Lillian a petrified tree for their wedding anniversary in 1957. She donated it to Disneyland, where it is on display in Frontierland.

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Locations in Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy: Knowhere (and Morag) [x]

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http://clientsfromhell.net/post/90939593910/weve-been-setting-up-a-campaign-for-a-chewing-gum

clientsfromhell:

We’ve been setting up a campaign for a chewing gum brand for over the past five months. With two weeks until launch, the client still hadn’t sent any copy for the final screen, which was supposed to comprise of one or two lines as a call to action. Everything else was ready.

Me: Hi guys, just…

APPRECIATE EMILY BLUNT MORE

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Ideally, we’d have you come in every day of the work week, from 9am to 5pm.

Me: I’m sorry, I thought this was a contract position.

Client: It is! But we’d like you around in case anything comes up.

Me: Sorry, I’m a bit confused. This contract only allots 20-hours of my time. We’d burn through that within three days.

Client: Oh, I see why you’re confused. No, we just want you around. Just in case, you know? We’ll only pay you for the work you do.